the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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