summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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