i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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