You work out of a Hotel?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize