it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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