remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My feet surprised me
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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