I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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