omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
