I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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