dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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