ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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