My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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