do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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