It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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