If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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