so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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