Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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