you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you would pick up someone in the library
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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