theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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