I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Randomize
