I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i barfeds in our rink
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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