Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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