There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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