So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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