it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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