So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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