you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
its not stalking. its research.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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