Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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