just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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