I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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