Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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