You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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