I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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