The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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