And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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