You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize