i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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