that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I smell like Dick and happiness
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