i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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