I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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