Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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