i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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