i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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