very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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