If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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