My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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