Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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