...so i touched it.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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