You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
