You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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