he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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