Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My penis needs a shock collar
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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