She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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