I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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