with your own penis?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
