used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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